Why The Face?

I'm an english teacher. Do the math.
LOL! No, I'm terrible at spelling.

itallwentbarmy:

jeffersonthemadhatter:

dutdutgoose:

whathasbeenlost:

zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda

i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way

frankenstein 

To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name

#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems

#if he didn’t insist on creating artificial life from odds and ends of corpses he also wouldn’t have these problems

(via cranberrydelight)

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

angry-veela asked: You made a post about a haunted house that exploits and makes a spectacle out of a horrifying experience that happens to many people IRL and the word you chose to describe it with was "different"? Seriously? That's appalling.

sixpenceee:

I think all haunted houses do that from making monsters out of psychologically ill people to murdering baby scenes. 

While I completely understand if some people find it horrible, others find it thrilling.

That’s why the line for this house is over a mile long whenever it opens every Halloween. 

Blackout Haunted House is the first one I’m hearing about to use such disturbing scenes to scare people. And that’s what makes it different. No one is forcing you to go here if you find it offensive, but you shouldn’t bash on the people who do want to go to give themselves a good scare. 

sansasturk:

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

This video might be the most clever way to raise money for dogs in need, because all you need to do is watch it.

"Just by watching these puppies, you’re raising money for dogs in need," says the narrator in the video above. "You see, if a video goes viral, YouTube shares the money they made from advertising with whoever made the video, and in this case, every dollar we earn will go toward feeding, treating and finding homes for dogs who haven’t been as lucky as us."

The video comes from The Pedigree Adoption Drive, and ends by imploring viewers to share because the more views received, the more money will be raised.

So share this video. You know, for the dogs.

(via whatsacanada)

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via gamblechocolate)