i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
(via gamblechocolate)
Why The Face?
I'm an english teacher. Do the math.
LOL! No, I'm terrible at spelling.
May18
(Source: togifs, via poorchrysalis)
everyday feels like cottage life for whatever reason and i’m sad because we no longer own our cottage and i miss it a lot
like we have reached that point in the year where i want to buy a cabin on a lake surrounded by trees with a loft (art studio) and fill it with music and huge bookshelves and a whole pack of dogs and we’ll only go into town when we need food or maybe we’re bored and we’ll pack up for a day and laze around a nearly abandoned mall
I’d like to come with you
“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
(Source: gynocologist, via baudelaired)
people i love: channing tatum
“Men go to strip clubs for a pretty simple reason. It’s a carnal, visual thing. The point of male stripping is to bring women onstage and embarrass them so their friends can cheer them on. Women go to watch their friends’ faces turn red and to have a night of camaraderie with their girlfriends.”
If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
But you’ve seen them swim in another liquid?
I for one prefer cats that swim in the blood of my enemies
(via overthewallandoffwego)
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